Okay, 'toad! Let's get EVEN! When the evil Dark Queen kidnaps
your best buddy, Pimple, and the best looking princess this side
of the Mazallion Star Cluster - what are you gonna do about it?
Are you gonna cry? Hide? Call the Starcops? No way! Because
you're a BATTLETOAD and BATTLETOADS don't cry, hide or call for
help. BATTLETOADS get real MAD - and then they get EVEN!
So strap on your Blaster, power-up the Toadster and take a
flying leap to the Dark Queen's planet - but watch out 'toad -
the lady's bad and she's got a whole mess of nasty surprises
lined up for you - like the Psyko Pigs, the Mutant Ratpack,
Robo-Manus and the Saturn Toadtrap to name a few.
You're gonna need all of your fighting skills to defeat her -
the Battletoad Butt, the Big Bad Boot and Nuclear Knuckles, if
you're gonna rescue your friends and get the frog outta there
with your green skin intact!
So let's get bad and crazy! Let's get mad, 'toad! And then